kimyadawson: I actually overheard a grown man at Asian Deli the other day say that one of the reasons people are having the “Walk on Wall Street” protest is because Obama was born and raised in Africa and had “face surgery” 2 months before he came to America to run for president. This was after he said he could fill his truck bed with oyster mushrooms in 5 minutes with his eyes closed because when he goes in the woods the mushrooms call his name. I think he was on a lot of meth. And crack. And the weed.And probably some acid.And still the shit he was spewing was pretty tame compared to standard Republican fare nowadays.

kimyadawson:

I actually overheard a grown man at Asian Deli the other day say that one of the reasons people are having the “Walk on Wall Street” protest is because Obama was born and raised in Africa and had “face surgery” 2 months before he came to America to run for president. 

This was after he said he could fill his truck bed with oyster mushrooms in 5 minutes with his eyes closed because when he goes in the woods the mushrooms call his name. 

I think he was on a lot of meth. 

And crack. 

And the weed.

And probably some acid.

And still the shit he was spewing was pretty tame compared to standard Republican fare nowadays.

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